Halloween Consulting

Halloween Costume Consulting

Looking to find your spookiest self this holiday season? Wanting to impress your friends & coworkers with punny outfits? Need a conversation starter at a party or while you're riding public transit?   


Look no further! Craig's Halloween Costume Consulting is here to help.

Tell me about your interests/passions, movies or shows you've loved lately, celebrities you resemble, your favorite food! Help me, help you get into the Halloween Spirit!


All consultation work is done on a sliding scale. That scale ranges from: Talking with me about your love of Halloween to inviting me to festivities here in the Bay!

Gee Craig, what do you know about Halloween Outfits?

Great question, thank you for asking:

All Hallows' Eve Philosophy & Core Costume Concepts

  • Puns (bee's knees, cereal killer, etc.)
  • Movie/TV Show/Video Game References (Die Hard, The Office, the Mario franchise, etc.)
  • Animals (cat, moose, narwhal, etc.)
  • Historical Characters/Events (trojan horse, 1950's reporter, etc.)
  • Political (world leaders, activists, judges, the bill from Schoolhouse Rock, etc.)
  • Pop-Culture (beanie baby, tamagotchi, furby, yes I was a 90's kid, etc.)
  • Horror / Gore (zombie, bloody wounds & such, a guy named Al, etc.)
  • Meta / Self-Commentary (a social media post, the spirit of Halloween itself, etc.)
  • Occupation (farmer, plumber, farm plumber, etc)
  • Inanimate Objects (mop, hand sanitizer, the Pixar lightbulb, etc.)
  • Sexy Versions of Any Other Category Listed (except for police, who are not sexy in any circumstance)


Interested?

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